Introduction:
This is a joke.
There are some great erotic stories on the net, but there are also some really, REALLY bad ones. This was inspired by some of the really awful ones I've come across containing all the improbable, unbelievable and ungrammatical situations contained therein. As ridiculous as I hope this reads, you'd probably be shock at how similar it is to the original stories I'm parodying. I've kept it short and I hope you enjoy reading it, I certainly enjoyed writing it. :-)
I go to school gym at my college where I know my best friend for many years with the big muscles and the handsome big dick is waiting for me in excitement. I always want to fuck him in the locker room and have tried many times but he doesn't know I am gay so what can I do?
Together we work out on big bars and heavy weights and then I say to him "We should be done with these waits and should go into locker room and take off all our closes. It is important that we be clean for all the pretty girls we will be trying to pick up and fuck tonight at the bars we go to together all the time after the gym."
"Okay" he says to me in his big man voice, "Let us go and take off our clothesing in the hot, wet steam of the men's locker room."
"I say OK" and together we go and get ourselfs into hot water.
Soon the soap is running down his big mans legs and over his hairy butt and shoulders and I think my dick is going to get hard and explode in his face and I try to hide it but he sees my big dick and he say "Ha, ha," to me in his big man laugh when his muscles flex as he sees my huge 12 and one-third inch monster man cock. "You are hard and I never have seen you like that before." So I try to laugh it and say is just because the water is so cold as the hot steam rises up between my legs and gets me like this some time, but he say how he never saw any one who was such a big dick as me before.
I laugh and try to make fun so he won't suspect I'm gay and like his big, man ass but I can't take my eyes off his fifteen and 11/32 inch man-meat which is, i think, the biggest man-dick I have ever seen in my whole entire life! This year or last!
So I says to him that he should turn around and let me put soap on his back because we're in a hurry to get clean and get out with the pretty girls we want to get into beds with us tonight. "OK" he say as I slip the soap down his big muscles of his back. Soon my soap is rubbing all over him in all his private places and he is saying to me, "hey Bob (my name is Bob) are you gay or something Bob" and I say "I don't know Enrique (for that is his name if I didn't tell you before) and I ask Enricka "Are you?"
"Ha, ha," we both laugh good. "Maybe I could be if you were?" That is when I know his big man body wants me like I want him. Suddenly he has his arms wrapped around me and is breething his hot wet man breath in my face and I feel his beautiful man boy dick as I slobber my sweet love all over his face.
We are not looking up, in our hot and wet passionate, when the coach walk in and see us in the shower doing to each other like we are!
"Roberto! Enrique! You are bad boys in my class!" the coach shouts at us and I know we are in trouble because of him being the lead quarterback that he is and me being the captain of the swim team with my big muscles I know we could be in trouble being gay and all.
"How dare you do this in the schools gym shower," coach yells at us as he takes off his pants and out falls his big mans cock, "Without asking ME to join with you!" And I can't believe as he comes over and starts to put his tongue down the willing throat of the Footabll team captain, Inrique, my best friend for all my life and many years since I came to this school last summer.
"Bend over" coach tells us and he takes his wicked fifty-four inch cock and begins to fuck us both at the same time like I've never had it before!
"Do me more, Daddy" Enrka says to the coach, who is also his father for many years but I did not know this until this afternoon when we are all hot and bothered in the showers togther! "I do you now boy like you never had been done before this," his Daddy says back at him.
"What is going on in here!" we are all startled as we look up and swallow our pride in to our throats! It is one of the other members of the schools football and swim team - Juan, who I have never talked at before but who is known to me as a big, macho guy in school with many girl friends and is always on top of the schools student council president too.
He slowly starts to take off his beautiful plaid green shirt with the little alligator symbol as he folds it neatly onto the freshly polished tile floor of the locker room and jumps into the shower with his dick in his mouth before I knew what hit me!
Imagine my surprise!
So there we are, all big muscle guys. Me with my best friend for many years, the beautiful dark haired Enricka who I've loved and who is fucking the coach, his father, his mouth open in delightfulness.
Suddenly I feel the hot jism start to flow all over me as the coach shoots his load up my best friends beautiful young ass when I look up and see someone I know who I have never met before!
"Holy chit!" I hear and it is the twin brother of my best friend, who's name is Enrique II, like his brother, and they are both identical (only he is bigger and older and has blond hair and Enricque has black or red hair) and I never knew him to even have a identical twin brother before today but he says he was away at the other school and just got back and came down to see his identical twin brother and his father the coach for many years!
Before I know what is hitting me we're all together in the shower fucking and sucking like there's just no tomorrow coming for the rest of the year! I see Rique with his brothers doing it every which way as the coach and the student council president run up and down each others naked bodies, there tongues dualing at each other like sticks on fire with their deep passion and wet hot love making me so horny I think I might shoot my load again and again up my own butt in excited delightfulness!
That night as I went to bed I thought about all my new best friends and what a great school we had with my best friend for many years Enreeka in my arms beside me on one side and his twin brother, who looked just the same only different on the other and I think to myself out loud "It do not get any better than this does I bet."
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